Friday, March 12, 2010

Blue Water Church of Creativity/Church Ethics

Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Church Rules/Suggestions 1
Pork not allowed!
Before you can join the B.W.C.O.C., you must have given up pork.
Pork is not allowed.


Lie-Detector Test
To join the B.W.C.O.C., you must be willing to submit to a polygraph examination.

We will not be infiltrated by those who are out to destroy everything that we are for.

If you are not willing to submit to a polygraph examination, you are not allowed to join the B.W.C.O.C...!



Monthly Dues
$15.00 monthly is the monthly membership fee for the B.W.C.O.C.

$10.00 of that $15.00 goes to the Creativity Alliance, the $5.00 that is left goes into our church safe.



Clothing Missionary/Casual
What type of clothing should CREATORS wear?

I mostly wear black dress-pants and a black shirt. I also wear a CREATIVITY pin, when I can.

Missionaries of the Creativity Alliance mostly wear black, red and white, along with bussiness clothing and shined-shoes, etc..

Missionaries of our church the B.W.C.O.C. are encouraged to wear black when they go out and spread our Creed.

Why should missionaries of the B.W.C.O.C. wear black?

Because our people, seeing our literature and our Creative actions, will then more easily recognize us. Then, when they see us in private, or in the stores or on the street, they might not be as afraid to come up to us and "secretly" talk to us about our religion...! Just like you can most likely recognize a Mormon missionary, so shall you be able to recognize a CREATOR missionary. Mormon missionaries are often asked about their religion because they are recognizable.

For instance, people do not want to be on the spotlight, but if they have questions and they see us on the side, they might decide to chat...

Now, after listening to what type of clothing a CREATOR missionary should wear, you might be wondering what clothing you should wear regularly...

I recommend dress clothes.. We are the Intelligent of Nature's Finest and the Elite of the Elite. Our actions describe our thoughts and our thoughts describe how we are.

Wear whatever you want, but dont dress like a junga-bunnie!

Enough said. Think White, Act White, Be White.
Read a Credo a day.

Yours Faithfully and Racially through CREATIVITY,
Brother Wayne
B.W.C.O.C.
RaHoWa!
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